Living an honouring life in QA world
Let me give you all, few pieces of advice on how to live an Honoured life in QA world.
1. The QA world is all about Bugs. Always act as a devil or evil in QA world. If you are very nice, soft-spoken and quickly sign-off, then QA world is not your world that sounds like Project Manager Job.
2. If you are testing anything, mean anything, and that thing is working well, that’s a bad news for you. So try to do something malevolence thing to break that working thing. You have to find bugs and defects in those working process. Never ever pass any functionality without defects. If you are not finding any bugs/defects people in your project team think that you are useless.
3. For eternity always exaggerated your finding of bugs. Create panic; create hype in project about your defects. Make the team believe that, the project success and failures only and only depends on this bug.
4. One bug-One at a time: If you found one bug, weather your PM know that you found the bug, but then also, run to his/her office and let PM know you found a bug. If you found bunch of bugs, then also run to PM one at a time bug.
5. And the last one, and very important one, never ever try to find the source of bugs. Just focus on bugs not on source of bugs. Believe me if you try to find source of bugs, you will be the first who burnt. That day will be your last day in QA world, you may be fired. In other word you will dead in QA world.
And at last by concluding this post, always follows the above advice and live happy and long life in QA world
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